LMFAO!!! He was DONE!
excruciatingly jealous of this womans last name
I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.
my uncle hank said he couldn’t make it to thanksgiving this year. looks like it’s just going to be a tsgiving
do you think the dc universe has a news site like the onion that’s just like…
“meddling parents still alive, preventing bruce wayne from adopting yet anther orphan”
“new study shows that 87% of all americans class superman as american citizen despite being born on a different planet, but only 49% avoided eye contact when asked about why martian manhunter doesn’t count”
“area woman thanking her lucky stars that batman and superman fell out on the same day she was due to go to boss’ niece’s bat mitzvah”
“arkham guard astonished by trip to iron heights, only now learning what locks are for”
“area man pretty sure he should be making more than $60k a year if his boss has 10 billion dollars to waste on robotic exosuit”
“breaking news: lex luthor sues superman for loss of earnings, claims that continually losing fights to him is negatively affecting his work ethic”
does anyone else remember waking up jaded af in a haze at 2am and turning on the tv only to find that dave the barbarian was running back to back on disney channel
I drew Dave. Does anybody remember him??
not even 20 notes in and the character designer for dave the barbarian reblogged.
Amazing.